Long and lonely nights I've waited for you To put things to right, leaving you to do Your thing without disturbance from me Somehow I doubt you'll ever
Two roosters I slew and with all of my might I prayed hard for you in Haiti at night Your skin has turned blue and your hair has turned white Must be
I want to be a Playboy?s bunny I?d do whatever they asked me to I?d meet people with lots of money And they would love me like I loved you I want to
Well, courtesans shed no tears When you leave them high and dry They just go on, they just go on To the next guy 'Cause courtesans only want Compensation
Please stop dancing in my head I have cried till I'm half dead Please stop dancing in my head Please stop dancing in my mind I have cried till I'm half
Three-way Three-way Three-way
Through sleet and snow and storm and hail Through every degradation and betrayal Past rhyme and reason and beyond the pale Darling, I will love you till
I walk alone around the town I used to walk with you I watch the lonely snow come down down Seventh Avenue Now dreadful decorations deck the air and mistletoe
Old fools, dancing Old fools who believe That they can dance and sing And fall in love After all, love Old wines, old shoes Old lines who would've thought
Xavier says, "Ha, ha, ha We have nothing in common See you round ta-ta Slink back to your abominable lover Zsa-Zsa, before I blow your cover Tra-lala"
Sober, life is a prison Shit faced, it is a blessing Sober, nobody wants you Shit faced, they're all undressing Oh, sober, it's ever darker Shit faced
See them on their big bright screen Tan and blonde and seventeen Eating nonfood keeps them mean But they're young forever If they must grow up They marry
Drive on, driver There's no one home We've waited hours She didn't come It's such a pretty little ring But it doesn't mean anything Drive on Drive on
