Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds
When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those
morning, you can Do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me Yodel-ay-ee-hoo! [Enter Sandman/Metallica] Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater
Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy
set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows
watch this Talkin' 'bout sick shows Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos I can't believe my eyes When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize Somebody's poor old mom Falls down off
When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you
baby You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me Yodalodaladyhoo! Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off
whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon With my friends, or
([Announcer:] "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?") Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But
The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see '
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greter Than
house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows
