offa me I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with...
? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with
sleepin' with your best friend Jake Yeah, well, well me too Oh! And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie Woofie, you bitch! Well, I'm also sleepin' with
who I wanna take me home I know who I wanna take me home I know who I wanna take me home Take us home. ["Way Moby Polka" by Al Yankovic] 'Cause
's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her 'Cause my baby's in love with
synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say, "Vay iz mir" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer And maybe bagels with
years (Diet) I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
some Gunguns died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with
it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV So he gave Al a contract and what do you know? Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show!
drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon While I'm drivin' a truck with
with a gallon of strawberry Quik VIRGO! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw
em offa me I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me There's no escape for me I'm crawling with ... microscopic
feet in years I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with
Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister [Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one? [Guy Guest :] All of them [Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with
baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her 'Cause my baby's in love with
He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
