You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America
On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green.
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to
nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay
What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my
Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he cant drive no more he got tunnle vision thats funny that aint very christmasy but thats funny. Santy Claus, Santy
I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through
Silent Farts Deadly Farts All was calm Not for long
Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child
she has the most wonderful ass i have seen its firm and its round and its lean and its mean too bad shes 14 but we have all been to the mall so u know
The first queer Santy Claus Wore red leather chaps And a pair of white shorty shorts That had a hole in the butt crack
Oh holy crap, I think I got a flat tyre I'm in the middle of a Puerto Rican neighborhood
When I was a small boy here in London town Seasons snow was falling on the ground All the friends and family here on Christmas eve Gather around to dress
So this is Christmas And what have you done Another year over And a new one just begun And so this is Christmas I hope you have fun The near and the dear
Come on over Hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want baby? Would you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a story? Hell, yeah