歌詞: Peter & The Test Tube Babies. Cringe. Shit At It.

I wake up in the morning light, go back to sleep 'cos today is shite.
No good at this no good at that, I'm born to live and die a pratt.
Don't wanna be top of the charts, 'cos I don't really look the part.
No, I can't mime and I can't act, who really wants to be a cat.

[Chorus]
...That's it, that's it, I quit, I'm shit at it .. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT AT IT !

Tried to write a song about love, but Del came 'round so we went to the pub.
No good at this no good at that, I'm born to live and die a pratt